Privacy Policy
What information do we collect?
We collect information from you when you register on our site or place an order.
When ordering or registering on our site, as appropriate, you may be asked to enter your: name, e-mail address, mailing address, and phone number. At no point will we ask what colour underwear you have on.
What do we use your information for?
Any of the information we collect from you may be used in one of the following ways:
- To personalize your experience (your information helps us to better respond to your individual needs)
- To process transactions
- To send periodic emails(different from ‘period emails’ - which may contain pictures of ladies in long dresses, drinking tea)
Your information, whether public or private, will not be sold, exchanged, transferred, or given to any other company for any reason whatsoever, without your consent, other than for the express purpose of delivering the purchased product or service requested.
The email address you provide for order processing, will only be used to send you information and updates pertaining to your order (no penis extension promotions. Sorry).
How do we protect your information?
We implement a variety of security measures to maintain the safety of your personal information when you place an order or access your personal information.
We offer the use of a secure server. All supplied sensitive/credit information is transmitted via Secure Socket Layer (SSL) technology and then encrypted into our Payment gateway provider’s database, only to be accessible by those authorized with special access rights to such systems, and are required tokeep the information confidential.
Your private information including all credit or debit card details will not be stored by Crashpadder Ltd, either on our servers or as a hard copy. This message will self-destruct in 5 - 4 - 3 …obviously it won’t really.
Do we use cookies?
Yes.
Cookies are small files that a site or its service provider transfers to your computer’s hard drive, through your Web browser (if you allow) that enables the sites or service providers systems to recognize your browser and capture and remember certain information.
We use cookies to help us remember and process your bookings and suchlike.
However delicious it sounds these do not come with glasses of ice-cold milk.
Do we disclose any information to outside parties?
We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer to outside parties your personally identifiable information. This does not include trusted third parties who assist us in operating our website, conducting our business, or servicing you, so long as those parties agree to keep this information confidential.
We may also release your information when we believe release is appropriate to comply with the law, enforce our site policies, or protect ours or others rights, property, or safety. However, non-personally identifiable visitor information may be provided to other parties for marketing, advertising, or other uses.
When it comes to outside parties we would always recommend taking a cardigan or jacket along with you.
Third party links
Occasionally, at our discretion (and we’re pretty discreet), we may include or offer third party products or services on our website. These third party sites have separate and independent privacy policies. We therefore have no responsibility or liability for the content and activities of these linked sites. Nonetheless, we seek to protect the integrity of our site and welcome any feedback about these sites - hopefully they won’t have any boobies or willies on them.
California Online Privacy Protection Act Compliance
Because we value your privacy we have taken the necessary precautions to be in compliance with the California Online Privacy Protection Act. We therefore will not distribute your personal information to outside parties without your consent.
As part of the California Online Privacy Protection Act, all users of our site may make any changes to their information at anytime by logging in and going to the 'Edit Profile' page.
Again, when it comes to outside parties we would always recommend taking a cardigan or jacket along with you. We cannot stress this firmly enough.
Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act Compliance
We are in compliance with the requirements of COPPA (Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act), we do not collect any information from anyone under 13 years of age. Our website, products and services are all directed to people who are at least 13 years old or older. Unfortunately having childish sense of humour is not covered by this act. Poo. Wee.
UK Data Protection Act
We adhere strictly to the Data protection act of 1998. For more information click here.
Terms & Conditions
Please also visit our Terms & Conditions section establishing the use, disclaimers, and limitations of liability governing the use of our website at www.crashpadder.com. It’s pretty darn good.
Changes to our Privacy Policy
If we decide to change our Privacy Policy, we will post those changes on this page. We may also post the changes on a little banner attached to a miniature plane, piloted by a mouse who’s hired to fly said plane around the Crashpadder.com offices.
This policy was last modified on 22/11/08
Contacting Us
If you have any questions regarding this Privacy Policy you may contact us using the information below.
hello@crashpadder.com
Please don’t send us nasty messages, it’ll only upset us.
Crashpadder Ltd does not store payment card details in any form, either electronic or hard copy.
